(via enfin)
A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
xxic:
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK
(via quiet000001)
"Laughing together about something awkward and then moving on is a useful skill. It comes in very handy when, for instance, you’re slightly congested from a weather change and gagging on someone’s cock causes snot to shoot out of your nose. Or when you manage to gracefully shimmy out of your clothes and then trip over them because they’re puddled around your feet. Or when you realize there are no condoms after everyone is completely naked and you run to the corner store in heels and a blanket. Or when one of your holes starts making weird noises, when a cat jumps on your head midcoitus, or someone thinks the bottle of Tiger Balm on your windowsill is lube. All of these things have happened to me at least once. Sex involves bodies, which are full of fluids, noises, and awkward moments. I started having way more fun with sex when I came to terms with this."
— Stoya (via nyquilontherocks)
(Source: Vice Magazine, via puckling)
I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
(via oakttree)
MOU WAS SENT OFF
CRIS WAS SENT OFF
KAKA GOT IN A FIGHT
MESUT IS CRYING
PATHETICO IS LIFTING THE COPA DEL REY IN OUR STADIUM
THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST SEASON OF ALL TIME
(via elnuevojuanito)
If teenage boys are “blameless” for acting on their natural hormones like wild animals, then we should lock them up until they either become domesticated or put them down. If you’re going to act like a rabid dog you get treated like a rabid dog.
you act like a damn dog, you’re gonna be treated like a dog. That means getting neutered and the like.
"Women feel more guilt than men, not because of some weird chromosomal issue but because they have a history of being blamed for other people’s behavior. You get hit, you must have annoyed someone; you get raped, you must have excited someone; your kid is a junkie, you must have brought him up wrong."
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Guilt Poisons Women by Germaine Greer (via needsofpixies)
Read this!! And fuck everyone (even one of my best friends) who said I changed my story, told me to stop talking about it, or said I responded inappropriately. Fuck everyone who’s said that about any other woman. There is no right way to respond to rape, there are no rules because they didn’t fucking follow the rules when they raped you.
(via chunkycatbarf)
feel like i’m in a constant state of guilt tbh
(via glam-pire)
(Source: lumpyspacefemme, via infinitetransit)
Why has Tumblr taught me more about basic living than all of my previous schooling experiences combined
Except they aren’t anything of the sort.
They are alignment marks, used for both checking the alignment of the printing on the tubes, and by optical sensors on the filling equipment to make sure they are turned the right way going in.
If you look you will notice that the mark is always the same color as something else printed on the tube.
BESIDES the fact that the term “chemical” is literally meaningless because EVERYTHING is made of chemicals, including water and air, and there’s no such distinction as chemical versus natural,
AND even if there WERE, there are lots of natural things that are bad for you (like HEMLOCK) and lots of lab-made stuff that’s good for you (like the vitamin C added to all the juice you drink),
The ingredients list on that green-tagged bottle is like THREE INCHES LONG. Do you really think there aren’t any lab-produced chemicals in there? LIKE REALLY?
Critical thinking skills, my friends. THEY MATTER.
I like when tumblr users take other tumblr users to school for posting straight-up inaccuracies.
(Source: giving-up-the-ghost, via subtlelikeseabrook)
